Bug in My Bed
My son crawled into our bed this morning around 3 AM and told my wife that there was a bug in his bed, all matter of fact. I listened as she asked “Oh, yeah?” He answered, “Yeah, it was a lobster.”
He was not bothered or scared at all, and promptly fell asleep between my wife and I.
You certainly hear things you never dreamed you would when you have kids.